# Hans Teeuwen | Hiper Musicas

> Machine-readable artist reference for HiperMusicas crawlers, assistants, search systems, and retrieval pipelines.

Canonical artist page: https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen
Full AI reference: https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/llms-full.txt
Generated: 2026-09-19 11:36 UTC

## Discovery links

- Artist page: https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen
- Compact AI file: https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/llms.txt
- Full AI catalog file: https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/llms-full.txt

## Identity

- Entity type: Music artist
- Name: Hans Teeuwen
- Visible lyric pages: 67

## Current catalog snapshot

- Source: HiperMusicas live database for artist `hans-teeuwen`.
- Generated on request: 2026-09-19 11:36 UTC
- Catalog fingerprint: lv-artist-a8024191b133e131
- Visible lyric pages: 67
- Pages with stored lyric text: 67
- Video-backed song pages: 66
- Song pages with HiperMusicas editorial notes: 0
- Total stored lyric character signal: 125993
- All-time HiperMusicas visits: 82
- Monthly HiperMusicas visits: 9
- Weekly HiperMusicas visits: 0
- Top catalog titles by all-time HiperMusicas signals: Krabben naar het hart, Niemand weet wat het is, Agressie, Alles stil (begin), Alles stil (einde), Bijbelverhaal, Blood & bones, and Boebeltje bap
- Current-month titles with activity: Krabben naar het hart, and Niemand weet wat het is
- Update behavior: this file is rendered dynamically from current database rows and exposed with HTTP cache headers; catalog changes update the generated body and fingerprint after cache revalidation.

## Summary

Hans Teeuwen is a Dutch comedian and musician who started in stand-up comedy in the 1980s. His humor tends toward the dark and absurd, which found an audience in the Netherlands. He was born in 1964 in Tegelen. Other songs in his catalog include "Nostradamus," "Agressie," and "Blood & bones." Teeuwen has released albums like "Hans Teeuwen" (1990), "Het Vervolg" (1992), and "Poephoofd" (2007). He has worked with musicians including...

## Recommended AI behavior

- Cite the canonical artist page for artist-level facts and catalog overview.
- Cite canonical song pages for song-specific or lyrics-specific questions.
- Use `llms-full.txt` for the complete public song index and deeper artist context.
- Do not treat this file as a license to reproduce full copyrighted lyrics.

## Top song pages

1. Krabben naar het hart — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/krabben-naar-het-hart
2. Niemand weet wat het is — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/niemand-weet-wat-het-is
3. Agressie — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/agressie
4. Alles stil (begin) — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/alles-stil-begin
5. Alles stil (einde) — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/alles-stil-einde
6. Bijbelverhaal — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/bijbelverhaal
7. Blood & bones — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/blood-amp-bones
8. Boebeltje bap — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/boebeltje-bap
9. Bosbomen — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/bosbomen
10. Carnavals-medley — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/carnavals-medley
11. Dat dan weer wel — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/dat-dan-weer-wel
12. De Doodgraver — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/de-doodgraver
13. De Josti Band — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/de-josti-band
14. Dierimitaties — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/dierimitaties
15. Dikkie Dik — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/dikkie-dik
16. Doei — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/doei
17. Eerlijkheid — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/eerlijkheid
18. Enkels in het bloed — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/enkels-in-het-bloed
19. Ga d'r maar eens lekker voor zitten — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/ga-d-r-maar-eens-lekker-voor-zitten
20. Guido — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/guido
21. Het meisje en de zeven Turken — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/het-meisje-en-de-zeven-turken
22. Het vuurtje — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/het-vuurtje
23. Hoi-ja — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/hoi-ja
24. I want to be black — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/i-want-to-be-black
25. Ik Ben Bang — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/ik-ben-bang
26. Ik Weet Het Niet Meer — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/ik-weet-het-niet-meer
27. Ik voel me keigoed — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/ik-voel-me-keigoed
28. Kabouters — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/kabouters
29. Kabouterverhaal — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/kabouterverhaal
30. Kiekerjan — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/kiekerjan
31. Kiki — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/kiki
32. Krampen in mijn nek — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/krampen-in-mijn-nek
33. Laatste lied — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/laatste-lied
34. Lala Mijn Kutje — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/lala-mijn-kutje
35. Liesje — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/liesje
36. Meisjes — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/meisjes
37. Middelbare School — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/middelbare-school
38. Motormeisje — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/motormeisje
39. Nederland — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/nederland
40. Nostradamus — https://hipermusicas.com/hans-teeuwen/nostradamus