I Am Harlequin - That Cat Song

Found you by the dumpster, you were licking some old shoe
Took you in for shelter and to fix you up like new
You were awf'ly scruffy, still I knew you would be mine
But we never had the talk, the one where we define

Our relationship
And now you're all I need
When I return from work
Or had a miserable week

And the days passed, we get older, but we live in our routine
Perhaps you got a little bored, haven't seen you since 5:15
The neighbour to my left said, that you licked his hand
I feel so jealous, I thought I was your friend
And the neighbour to my right said, you come and drink her milk
Oh the pain to know you're sleeping on someone else's silk

I know I've got nothing to look forward to anymore
You're running around town
My cat is such a whore

And still I have to love you, cause I just can't forget
Those beautiful eyes, and your brunette

F-f-f-fur
I miss your purr
Will I ever catch you scratch the couch again?

And one day it was raining and I was alone
I saw you sitting by the window like a queen on her throne
I opened the door, because well I'm glad that you're back
But we both know that you do just whatever the heck you want

And so I realise
You'll never be mine
And after all, I see
My cat owns me