The Garbage Man

Who can take your trash out

Stuff it down for you

Shake the plastic bag

And do the twisty thingy too

The Garbage Man!

Yes the Garbage Man can

The Garbage Man can

And he does it with a smile and never judges you.

Who can take this diaper?

I don't mind at all!

Who can clean me up

Before the big policeman's ball?

The Garbage Man!

Yes the Garbage Man can.

The sanitation folks

Are jolly friendly bloaks

Curtious and easy going

They mop up when you're overflowing

And tell you when your ass is showing!

Who can?

Who can?

Who can?

Who can't?

Who can take my mommy?

And my daddy too?

Make them get along like moms and dad's

are 'sposed to do?

The Garbage Man!

I hope the Garbage Man can!

The Garbage Man can't

But he's got a giant stack

Of horror comics for you

The Garbage Man can

'Cause he's Homer Simpson man!

He cleans the world for you!