Gettin' Along

Dumbledore:

I bet

You're the one who gets

All of the boys to buy you things.

Umbridge:

I'm sure

That you get all the girls

To beg you for their wedding rings

Dumbledore:

I like your twisted humor!

Umbridge:

I like your mystic rumors!

Both:

I'd say we can assume we're

Gonna get along!

Umbridge:

You're not

Like average Joes

Or Jims or Tims or Johns

Dumbledore:

And I'd wager

That you'd never run from danger

With those muscles made of bronze!

I can safely shout

Without a doubt

That it won't take very long...

Both:

Before we're getting

And not regretting

Ever setting on gettin' along!

Dumbledore:

You are a beautiful sample!

For example

My gosh you're so strong!

What's the matter with me?

Umbridge:

Now you're just flattering me!

Both:

Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!

Umbridge:

I've never felt this way before...

Dumbledore:

(Spoken) Felt how?

Umbridge:

(Spoken) Um, intimidated...

You have such prominence and poise.

Dumbledore:

(Spoken) Oh, that ol' thing.

Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore

So just try to relax

Face the facts:

You feel just like one of the boys!

Umbridge:

(Spoken) One of the boys? I do?!

Dumbledore:

(Spoken) You sure do baby!

Umbridge:

Yes sir,

You're the one professor

That'd I'd want detention from!

Dumbledore:

Umbridge,

You're the handsome wizard

That'd I'd want an extension from!

I'll get the door!

Umbridge:

You'll get much more!

Both:

Either way we can't go wrong...

With how shamelessly

And how famously

We're both just getting' along...

We'll be get, get, gettin'

Get, get, gettin'

Gettin' along!