Beards Are Back

Beards are back

Beards are back

And the human race is back on track

Beards are growing

Thick and fast

Beards are back and they're going to last

Beards in the cities

In the streets

On the faces of everyone you meet

Just look around the world today

Beards are back

And they're here to stay

Beards are back

We did that

And we're giving ourselves a big pat on the back

We rose up against the odds

Now we've become your bearded gods

Beards are back

Back again

Men men men men men men men

They couldn't keep us down

Now beards are back

And you're growing a beard right now.