Jackie Chan

You left me for a cheap tart

Totally heartless

You said you wanted a new start

But I'm not defenseless

I know kung fu

I'm not afraid to use it on you

I'm gonna whoop your ass

'Cause I can fight like jackie chan

Oh, yeah

Gonna fight fight fight fight fight

Like jackie chan!

You thought that you were safe

Then you made me cry

I got dumped and I lost face

Now you're gonna die!

I know kung fu

I'm not afraid to use it on you

I'm gonna whoop your ass

'Cause I can fight like jackie chan

Oh, yeah

Gonna fight fight fight fight fight

Like jackie chan!

You thought you could get away with breaking my heart?

Listen up, I'm coming after you

With nunchucks and an attitude

You won't be laughing, ding-dong

When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand

Laughing, covered in blood

You ran right over my cat

Now I hate your guts

Your chick's ugly and a brat

Gonna crush your nuts!

'Cause I know kung fu

I'm not afraid to use it on you

I'm gonna whoop your ass

'Cause I can fight like jackie chan

Oh, yeah

Gonna fight fight fight fight fight

Like jackie chan!

Let's ride!

Gonna fight fight fight fight fight

Like jackie chan!