Calling Dr. Haledjian

The body is in the study

And all the doors are locked

The carpet is kinda muddy

It's time to set the clocks

We've got two minutes to solve this awful crime

You'd better hurry 'cause we're running out of time.

Call in the guy who's always the best

Match wits with him and you're put to the test

Do it twice and he'll lay you to rest,

We're calling Dr. Haledjian.

The family jewels were stolen

There were footprints on the roof

The butler claims he was bowling

I don't think he's telling the truth

We need someone who can help us catch this crook

Not some chump who needs to check the back of the book.